LAPTOP WIF HAT DOCS

Everything about the laptop and the hat Mostly the hat

01 · OVERVIEWWhat is Laptop Wif Hat

A green laptop with a face on the screen and a knitted pink hat on its lid. It sits on a porch railing in Delaware and looks at the street. That is the whole thing, the same way a dog with a hat was the whole thing.

Everything looks like a 2003 console game because the laptop stopped updating that year and the hat never needed to.

HERO: One green low poly laptop, two dot eyes, flat mouth, pink beanie

PLACE: A front porch at golden hour, a rocking chair, a mailbox, a lawn

THE FORMAT: Wif hat. The hat is the personality, the laptop is the body

CHAIN: Robinhood Chain, token through the Pons launchpad

02 · LOREThe rules

rules ├── 01 the hat stays on, indoors, outdoors, in court ├── 02 nobody gave it the hat, one morning it was there ├── 03 it used to belong to somebody, the hat is its own └── 04 pink because it went through the wash with a red sock

03 · SIGHTINGSWhere it has been

Six places the laptop turned up wearing the hat. The hat was never seen without the laptop.

sightings ├── RING corner stool, round twelve, hat still on ├── COURT took the stand, said nothing, kept the hat ├── BEACH beach day, the hat is not optional ├── SHOP back on the shelf for a visit, the only one with a hat ├── PRESS no comment, no questions, one hat └── CAR seatbelt on, hat on, destination unknown

04 · CONTROLSUsing the site

SCREENS: Four screens, like a menu. Arrows at the edges, dots at the bottom, ← → on the keyboard, swipe on a phone

KEYS: COPY CA, LORE and MEMES in the top left jump straight to a screen. DOCS opens this page

SOUND: Quiet until you tap. Your first click anywhere starts the porch radio

SIGHTINGS: A coverflow. Click a side card to bring it forward, click the middle card to open it big, ESC to close

THE SIGN: Last screen. The contract with a copy button under it, BUY, X and this page

05 · TOKENToken

The token launches on Robinhood Chain through the Pons launchpad. The contract goes onto the sign on the porch and here. Until then both say soon and the copy button says not yet.

CONTRACTsoon

Buy on Pons

CHAIN: Robinhood Chain, EVM, addresses start with 0x

LAUNCHPAD: Pons, ponsfamily.com. Buy opens the launchpad, and the token page once the address is in

CHART: DexScreener on Robinhood Chain, the link joins the sign together with the contract

06 · PRIVACYNothing is stored

No backend, no account, no cookies, nothing written to your browser. The laptop keeps one thing and it is knitted.

MUSIC: One CC0 loop on the porch radio, plays after your first tap

REDUCED MOTION: If your system asks for it, the bobbing and the scanlines stop, the screens still switch

07 · FAQQuestions

Whose laptop is itIt was somebody's once. Now it is the hat's

Does the hat come offNo. See rule one, and rule one again

Why pinkRed sock, hot wash, 2019. Nobody has bought a new one

Why a porchGood light, nobody asks questions, the mailbox never has anything in it

What happens at launchThe contract goes onto the sign, the buy button starts pointing at the token page, the hat stays on